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Heyo peoples, I'm 'new' here. So to speak...and after much pressure by nemesis to join (he put my balls in a bench clamp, it hurts), I did.

I don't really know what to say apart from: "Nemesis, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!"

Which brings me onto my next point...where did that phrase come from (minus the Nemesis part). As we all know, fuck is a word that has originated from middle english to modern english with a few changes context but the overall meaning of the word to remain the same.

Back in ye olde englande. When I fucked, I would go out and plow the field with my hoe...in todays society...when we fuck, we do much the same, only the field and the hoe have gone under rapid developments...

The Hoe - Originally a device for 'fucking' a field, it was a crude metal instrument used to 'fuck' with...some may refer to it 'farming equipment' or a device used to 'sow seeds', but i just call it a hoe...Nowadays, a 'hoe' is still used for fucking...only, the hoe has definately changed in gender from masculine sounds to femenine sounds, the french would call it 'le hoe' a long time ago...now it has evolved to 'my hoe'...closely followed by 'bitch' (a female dog) which infers that hoe is now a feminine word.

Field - Field...where seeds are sown and stuff grows. Now we say 'lets play the field' ... or in some extreem cases, fuck trhe field...only we no longer go out and apply farming tools to dirt...but we do something quite different.

Lets just say I have tried to explain the word fuck without actually expressing anything and only re-saying the word fuck without really defining it that well.

Somehow the use of the word has changed. It could have just been a bunch of really drunk farmers in olde englande making a joke, and the new meaning stuck...

*Farmer Joe leaves with female*

Drunk farmer: "Argh (not a pirate argh), Farmer Joe's going off to fuck the field again"

*Crowd laughs and the new meaning of fuck sticks*

And so now we get delightful expressions said by non-english speaking (preferrably indian) cab drivers with road rage:

"Hey! Fuck you you fucking fuck!!!"

Anyway, this is all glorious and all...but what does it mean?

Well, using the old meaning it translated to something equivalent to:

"Hey! I plow your field you field plowing plow field!!!"

In the newer terms:

"Hey! I have intercourse with you you intercoursing intercourser!!!"

(I don't even think these are words, but hey...its all fun and games till someone loses an eye)

Anyway, thats all there is from me...at this point in time...till I think of something else to say: "Fuck you!"