PHP, the drug of choice,
Way more hardcore than perl.
PHP, gives newbies a voice,
then sends them into a downward swirl.
PHP, allows development to progress at velocity,
completing projects in record time.
PHP, short for retards committing an atrocity,
using it should be a crime.
PHP, catches you off-guard,
the source of much profanity.
PHP, invites in the retards,
OH MY GOD, for the love of humanity!