Ever had a hard night out, drinking "Midori Splice"'s?
I have.
For those of you who don't know, the two main ingredients in a Splice is Midori and Malibu, mixed with Pineapple juice. They used to go real cheap at the "Echo Bar" in Canberra.
Why do I mention this? How is this related to Gloria Jeans?
Gloria Jeans has a new "Summer Range" of chilled drings; one of which is called "Pina Colada".
Being the alcoholic I am, I of course, decided to try one.
First sip: "Hmm.. this tastes all too familiar"
Second sip: "Wait, I know that..."
Third sip: "*gag* I cant drink this anymore".
Gloria Jeans has accurately represented the taste of my puke after drinking four-too-many Midori Splice's. Right down to the floaties (sorry, no Carrot though...)
After the third sip, this drink went straight in the bin. What a waste. Do Gloria Jeans staff even taste their own products??
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Ey, those things are good shit