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Mr. Honda meets God

nemesis @ Tuesday 11th May, 2004

I don't normally appreciate receiving forewards in my email, but this one was tops...

Mr Honda, of the Honda Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to Heaven for judgment. At the gates, St Peter told Mr Honda, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Mr Honda thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God. I have a question for Him."

St Peter took Mr Honda to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

Mr Honda then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?"

God said, "Ah, yes".

"Well," said Mr Honda, "Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your Invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion,

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds,

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much,

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust, and

5. The monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous, and I don't even want to start talking about the maintenance costs"

"Mmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God, "but, hold on."
God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few things and waited for the results.

After a moment God said, "Well, it may be true that my invention seems to be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

4 Responses

manboobs
14th June 2004

It's all about Honda's

They are a religion unto themselves
and have even a temple to pray at.

http://www.vtec.net/

shame on you nemesis

"designed for microsoft internet explorer at 1024x768 resolution"

anouk
24th June 2004

holy fuck, it''s peter dey's website!
hi it's raych

nemesis
24th June 2004

Raych Hocking???

wow... how YOU doin?

nasica
01st September 2004

Oi! Sw..Peter
you loser.
I want a picture of MJ.

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