Ode to White Pants

Toffee @ Tuesday 10th May, 2005

O! Sing of the pants of the palest shade,
For which many men's hearts have lecherously strayed.
O! Sing of those pants which make everyone sweat,
Those white pants for Shooters which all girls should get.

How could someone resist
Such a wonderful thing
As those skintight white pants
Of which we now sing?

How could someone reject
And away coldly stride
From a beautiful girl
In these pants we describe?

How could he realise
That look in her eyes
Is not lust as he thinks:
She just wants two dollar drinks.

And so in conclusion
I want to restate
That these sexy white pants
Are orgasmically great.

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